Recipe for a Sexyetta
Ingredients:
One confused human - female variety
Suburban School
Disco Tex
Numerous house parties and discos
Three Enjoyable Boyfriends
Two ShipsOne Dinner and Dance
One Grade A Delicious Lover
Lots of Music
Plenty of Observations on life
Method:
Arrive as a baby in rough and ready land.
Move to Semi-Detached Land
Swim as much as you can
Expose to dodgy stuff and a snooty mum
Avoid a gun and an Afghan Coat
Start engaging in saucy stuff
Go to Sea
Look at the Stars and the Moon
Check the Tide Tables
Add a hint of poetry
Pile on a lot more sauce
Swizzle it all Around
Cook for Eighteen Years
Your Sexyetta should be complete by then. Leave to cool down and then go and find some sexy stuff of your own.
Please note:
You can have any flavour you like, just add your own ingredients and blend as desired.
Author Lily Rabble
Lily Rabble was born in north London and initially raised in a one-bedroom flat that she shared with her parents, two sisters, and a giant dog. She had to go to the loo in a freezing outhouse and hide her books in the garden shed. Her early years were colourful and chaotic - her builder Dad was a dodgy dealer with poetic aspirations; her mother, a beehive-wearing sceptic of literature who banned books as messy nonsense—an act that only fuelled Lily’s lifelong obsession with reading and writing.
Lily is a self-described geezerette with a literary streak. Miss Rabble’s life has been defined by an enduring duality: part wild child, part contemplative reader. She has lived on ships, yachts, houseboats and in a sublet room in a flat where the landlord thought the Queen was an actress. She has embraced her affinity with water and the stars with unbroken devotion. Her career path has been as varied as her reading list—ranging from brewery worker, fashion house assistant, lifeguard and teacher.
Her debut book, ‘The Travels of Rabble’, was written during a time of melancholy and personal upheaval, it reflects a life less ordinary, told with daring, charm, and uncompromising honesty and fun. Lily loves books, boats, dancing, the sea and the stars, she has no time for bores, snobs, virtue signallers or vanilla.
